Representative Journalism


Valkyria Chronicles 4. Review. Sept. 28th, 2018.

HyperX Alloy FPS RGB Keyboard. Review. Sept. 27th, 2018.

Yakuza Kiwami 2. Review. Aug. 23rd, 2018.

How to Build a High-End Gaming PC for Under $2000. Guide. Aug. 14th, 2018.

Corsair K70 RGB Mk2 Mechanical Keyboard. Review. June 25th 2018.

HyperX Pulsefire Surge RGB Gaming Mouse. Review. May 30th, 2018.

Sometimes They’re Stinkers: 5 of the Worst Games of 2017. Editorial. Dec. 6th, 2017.
11 Cheap and Reliable PC Cases Under $100 In 2017. Editorial. Nov. 11th, 2017. 
Solving The RE7: Not A Hero DLC Puzzles. Guide. Dec. 14th, 2017.
Finding All Ten Of RE7: Not A Hero‘s Antique Coins. Guide. Dec. 15th, 2017.
Hand Of Fate 2: How to get the Gold Token in The Devil Challenge. Guide. Nov. 19th, 2017.
Horizon Zero Dawn: The Frozen Wilds Pigments Location Guide. Guide. Nov. 8th, 2017.

Hers Magazine

Nine-Year-Old Attacked for Not Standing During Anthem. News. Sept. 12th, 2018.

Miss America: More Than Just a Pretty Face. News. Sept. 10th, 2018.

Tennis Pro Given Code Violation for Changing Shirt. News. Aug. 29th, 2018.

Family of Mollie Tibbetts Pushes Against Politics. News. Aug. 27th, 2018.

Johansson, America's Top-Paid Actress, Makes $200 Million Less Than George Clooney. News. Aug. 23rd, 2018.

Aretha Franklin, Queen of Soul, Dead at 76. News. Aug. 16th, 2018

Dating App Murder Suspect: Convenient Madness? News. Aug. 2nd, 2018.

Netflix Bringing Creepy Cuisine to Streaming Lineup. News. Aug. 2nd, 2018.

Notes From The Conquistadork


Thoughts On Sunset And The Critique Of A Dead Game Developer. Editorial. July 31st, 2015.
Make Geeks Afraid Again. Editorial/Satire. Oct. 9th, 2017.
Visceral Games’ Death & What That Means To Star Wars. Editorial. Oct. 18th, 2017.
XCOM 2: War Of The Chosen. Review. Sept. 27th, 2017.
Terroir. Review. Oct. 8th, 2017.
This Is About Survival: Thoughts On Alien: Isolation. Review. Jan. 18th, 2015.
Assassin’s Creed Origins Wants To Educate… News. Sept. 27th, 2017.
The Atari Box Is Apparently More… News. Sept. 26th, 2017.


The Sun Also Rises: Tale Of Tales Returns… News. Oct. 22nd, 2015.
The Two Year Death Knell Of Xbox Live Indie Games Begins Now. News. Sept. 10th, 2015.
The Flock To Bring Perma-Death To The Next Level. News. July 17th, 2015.
Endless Legend: Guardians. Review. May 7th, 2015.
Siralim. Review. May 24th, 2015.

Savannah Morning News

"The 12 Bars of Christmas" Benefits Shriners Hospitals. News. Dec. 17th, 2014

Comedian Kenny Zimlinghaus To Perform At The Wormhole. News. Mar. 31st, 2014.

Professor/Comedian Offers Science Show For All Ages. News. Jan. 28th, 2014.

SCAD's Mobb Line Improvs Its Way To Chicago. News. Feb. 24th, 2014.

Silent Uproar

Stubbs The Zombie Soundtrack. Review. Nov. 18th, 2005.

The Bloodhound Gang: Hefty Fine. Review. Oct. 27th, 2005.

Brian Setzer: Rockabilly Riot Volume 1. Review. Oct. 27th, 2005.

Video Essays

In this first installation of Geek History, Phil analyzes the Satanic Panic of the 1980's and Dungeons & Dragons. In this short piece, you'll learn about Gary Gygax, Dave Arneson, Anton Lavey, Jack Chick, Patricia Pulling, William Schnoebelen, Judas Priest, and maybe even a little bit about yourself. ...Mostly the other stuff, though.

What do the 70's, H.P. Lovecraft, semiotics, and urban legends all have in common with internet boogeyman the Slenderman? Phil is gonna tell you. 

Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning is a 3rd-person action/rpg that was released in 2012. It was almost universally adored by critics, and sold well over a million copies. Oh, and it also drained the finances of Rhode Island like a bachelorette party at the Fireball factory.